Nabe Gewell's Shitty Steakhouse

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”

(Source: meladoodle)

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

(Source: onceuponatime-tvshowaddiction)

holyharam:

….and lynse showing white kids across the United States and Canada how to Bankhead bounce

(Source: girlsinyogapants)

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

sleepyshibe:

teacosi:

for digital class today we had to do a black and white portrait
so obviously i decided to draw the most handsome man on the planet, arin hanson

jesus christ

junpeepee:

le comic

(Source: knji)

yuckier:

haus-of-ill-repute:

yuckier:

nothing is worse than when your juice box is missing the straw

How about spinal cord injury?

nothing is worse than when your juice box is missing the straw

sabrinagrimm:

m-arija:

sabrinagrimm:

m-arija:

sabrinagrimm:

“tumblr should have its own island”

Notes guys more notes EVERYBODY SHOULD DONATE LIKE 10 DOLLARS SO WE CAN BUY THE ISLAND

HAVE FUCKING FUN WITH THAT OH MY GOD

Can you imagine how awesome it would be omg

I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UND ERSTAND

• THE PICTURE DEPICTED IS FROM A GAME WH ERE KIDS FUCKIGN MU RD ER EACH OTHE R. ON AN I SLAND
• mu RDER
• I CHOSE THAT PCI TURE BECAUSE TUMBLR SHOULD NEVER HAVE A FUCKING I SLAND EVEYR GOOD BYE

pulpfanfiction:

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside

(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside

(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark

(Source: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile)

(Source: seifukucat)